iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I don’t understand the Ikea Monkey at all. I don’t understand why that coat was so little, I don’t understand how a monkey got in the store, I don’t understand how it put a coat on. Maybe I don’t want to know. Maybe there’s a darker side to the Ikea Monkey that none of us have yet realized. Maybe the Ikea Monkey was planted to distract us from what’s really going on. Something horrible.

well yeah. the world ends on Friday. so your theory has  merit.