22nd April 2013
Reblogged From soarlikeanowl
Notes: 85923
A baby cobra emerging from an egg. The infant is able to care for itself immediately, and can spread its hood and strike on the same day it hatches.
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This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur
YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING
(Source: ryulongd)
OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN
i officially like animals more than people
AWE!
Maybe you have all seen this, but if not, YOU MUST WATCH.
When I was watching this for the first time, I don’t know what I was expecting, but “Evil Owl” was NOT IT
follow your dreams
oh my GOD
I blogged this the other night because it is the first gif I stared out for like 15 minutes..rebloging for reasons
(Source: cappy-is-happy)
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How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change Light Bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
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3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…..
13. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
14. Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
15. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat’s Answer: “Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
The tiniest cat in the world was a Himalayan cat, Tinker Toy, from Illinois. He was 7.5 inches long and 2.75 inches high according to the Guinness-world-record-of-catswhere he is listed as the lightest cat.! ~ Awww :)
SHUT UP
jumping Jesus on a pogo stick
This literally left me speechless for like 10 minutes
(Source: dekky)
When Satan shows up and takes over your cats
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